#James Rhodes ~ Iron Man

[justdealingwithsomeissues]

Even though James gives them an out, we know none of Tony's friends are gonna back out... so they all suit up and head out.

[ironspidersblog]

How it feels remembering that no one thought anything of Tony showing signs of being suicidal in iron man 2 because he just “acted like that all the time”

[itscrazycasey]

Avengers on a mission:

Bruce: Well, that went good!

Steve: Yeah, surprisingly.

Rhodey: It’s… too quiet. Now that I think about it, the whole battle was too quiet.

Tony, holding up his hand in the front: where’s the kid.

Pan over to Peter who is playing with puppies he saw halfway to the battle.

[lukas-dusk]

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

[gunsandspaceships]

“Tony never admits he’s wrong”

they say.

This is an addition to the excellent post by officiallallorona. Here’s the complete list of Tony’s “I was wrong”:

Iron Man (2008):

0:45:29

1:12:52

1:29:40

Iron Man 2:

1:17:40

1:46:05

Iron Man 3:

0:04:40

0:21:15

0:42:00

0:42:08

Captain America: Civil War:

0:58:50

1:54:25

1:57:57

Spider-Man: Homecoming:

1:59:15

13 times. A lot more than one, Sam.

[scottxlogan]

Tony Tries to lift Thor's Hammer in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Clint: Suppose?!

Natasha: Slight?!

Bruce: Tendency?!

Rhodes: A bit?!

[spideyson-stuff]

Rhodes: What... what is that?

Tony, without taking his eyes off his tablet doing something probably very important, with a sleepy Peter on his lap hugging him like a child wanting his dad attention: He had a bad day

Rhodes:

Rhodes: Fair enough

[enthyrea]

rhodeytony doodlin because i miss them goddamnit

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

The Avengers (+) On Gift Giving

Pepper: Absolutely wonderful, as usual. - But seriously: gives very practical, well thought out gifts.

Tony: I refer you to the bunny. Mostly makes or repairs stuff for people.

Thor: Decent at gift giving, but it's usually weapons, alcohol, or something he saw randomly in a shop window that he thinks he heard someone say they wanted. Basically, he gifts based on vibes.

Natasha: Gets something she knows someone wants but won't buy themselves (like a new printer or smth).

Clint: Inside jokes and cringey mugs/t-shirts/etc. are his go to.

Steve: Personalized paintings or things he knows someone specifically wants.

Bruce: Makes gifts unless he thinks of a specific thing for someone.

Peter Parker (yes, I am aware he is Jewish. this does not have to be for Christmas): Goes on one big shopping trip with nothing specific in mind with a list of people. Makes his own cards.

Sam: Depends on the person, but usually he does fun holiday stuff or books. (ex. Christmas tree mugs or personalized ornaments)

Rhodey: Asks people what they want. Sometimes gets things he thinks they need.

Bucky: Ridiculously good at getting exactly what someone wants without them saying anything about it.

T'Challa: Very spot-on gifts, that are very practical. This does not apply to Shuri, who gets memes (interpret that as you will).

Fury: Gift cards and passive-agressive books.

Maria Hill: Sticks to the classics. Socks, chocolate, ornaments, etc.

Coulson: Makes most gifts and cards off of memories and inside jokes. Very personal stuff.

[tonysfarts]

[justdealingwithsomeissues]

In the end, Jim winds up taking the armor again... and he is still going by Iron Man at this point... we are a bit away from War Machine...

[ir0npvrker]

tony: i wanna sleep for 50 hours

rhodey: you know that’s called a coma, right?

tony:

tony: that sounds so refreshing, i could go for a light coma right now

[randomstuffjustrandom]

Pepper: Tony annoyed me today. And he’s been working in the lab a lot lately. So… I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for “our special day tomorrow”.

Rhodey: But there’s nothing special about tomorrow.

Pepper: Yes… but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over. And he scrambling to remember something that never existed, apologising for everything and giving me everything he could possibly think of.

Happy: That’s… not a bad idea… Maybe we could get him to pay more attention to things more often…

Rhodey: And we can get things in the process.

All nodding

Peter, overhearing: Ummmm… No offense but… y’all are pretty weird. (Whispering:) and scary…

[ircn-dad]

Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.

Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.

[gunsandspaceships]

“I’m fine”

This formula is simple: when Tony says “I’m fine” – it is the opposite.